This is a list of things that i will never do willfullingly....Ever

1. drugs- I dont see why people think theyre cool. Hey guys lets go screw our lives sideways. ya! killing ourselves is sweet.

2.Wear Aeropastle- I am so a nerd. aint no way id be caught dead in...ughh i cant even say it.. designer brand clothes suck.. besides im poor.

3. Grow a Mullet...Come on its not cool. eww ew ewww

4. Wear Tighty Whities- Hearshey stains, Skid marks, no....im ight with my boxers....these arent cool

5. Live back with my mom- yea she aint cool. i wont live in a house with drugs.. i hate them.. i hate her.

6. Get Ed Roncho mad at me- it isnt possible. he is too kind. getting him mad is like turning dirt to gold.

7. Like country- if you like country im sorry.i dont. it always makes me sad..Ohh my dog died, i lost my wife, my hick-up i mean pick-up broke down. its so depressing(im half hick so i can say that yay)

8. Forget my friends- they mean way too much for me to forget. im gonna miss them so much next year. i cant believe we are all gonna leave so soon.

9. Understand English- Never have never will dont wanna. lemme mention i hate Mrs. Dowgiallo

10. Understand Marmaduke- i dont get it. they are just stupid comics. but it dont make sense. am i dumb???

11. Buy a PT Cruiser- they are so goofy looking. c'mon its like a lot for a POS(Piece of s**t)

12. Buy a Chevy Aztec- oh my god are they retarded. it looks like somone beat the crap out of it with a hammer, hit it with like 650 ugly sticks, then farted on it. if a fart could take up physical appearence this is what it would be. they are so dumb!

13. Understand Women- they are so completely unpredictable. just as soon as you think you have one figured out they suprise you. just by what they say can either make or break the day you are having. its unbelievable the power they have over some peoiples life.